Rise of the planet of the apes

Rise of the planet of the apes

(Source: drake-abbychicka, via firemen)

The dumbass guy I’m seeing fell off a balcony last night and is now in crutches

(Source: phaentom, via firemen)

I absolutely hate flying and I take prescribed Valium before I fly because I hate it so much and due to all these recent air crashes its a little heightened… now I keep seeing friends and followers flying everywhere and can’t help but think THEY’RE GONNA CRASH

Harley Quinn #1

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My boss sent me home early because we were super dead at work, so i did 9.5 hours today instead of 12. Watching lotr 2 and MY PARENTS GOT ME A STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE!!


How can you not like Ozzy Osbourne?

(via poisonous-vagina)

The dog next door is trying to get under my fence and he just poked his head through….